Winning the war on liquids

Finally, some good news! The Transportation Security Administration is reporting that we are winning the war… on liquid.

“I think realistically in one year we, the TSA and foreign colleagues, will be a position to relax liquids restrictions,” Hawley told the Middle Seat Thursday. “We are within a year of having the ability to differentiate threat liquids through the screening process.”

Wait. One year? You mean we have to keep stuffing our 3-ounce toilettries into a ziploc bag and having them scrutinized by bitter, minimum wage TSA screeners for a whole other year? What?! C’mon!

Well, at least we’re close to winning the war on deadly footwear and belts. Right?

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