Oh, that explains it

October 24, 2008
News, Politics
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Forget everything you’ve heard from Forbes, BusinessWeek, CNBC, whatever. You wanna know the real reason behind the current financial meltdown?

It’s Pluto’s fault.

Astrologically, Pluto is a bit like PCP, inspiring you to just do things no matter how bizarre or self-destructive, while also allowing you to harbor delusions that your behavior is perfectly normal. It was Pluto in wildly impractical Sagittarius for the past 13 years that got us into this whole mess.

Stupid dwarf planet!

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