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It’s official: Google has become omniscient. Not only does it know the answer to your question, it knows what question you’re going to ask in the first place.

For example, you pull up Google.com to find out why the sky is blue. As you type the question, the all-knowing search engine also suggests other questions you may be wondering, such as “why is a raven like a writing desk” and “why is my poop green”.

See, Google knows that’s what you’re really curious about!

More hilarious (or possibly disturbing) Google suggestion results here.

P.S. “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” is a riddle from Alice in Wonderland. And if your poop is green, it could be because of a stomach virus or because of too much iron in your diet. You’re welcome.