The Squirrel Liberation Front has apparently struck the Green Mountains of Vermont, “stalking” the residents of the sleepy shire of Bennington.
“This wasn’t an accident, this was an attack,” said Kevin McDonald of Bennington.
McDonald describes it as something out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie, except instead of birds…
“It kind of startled me and I whirled around to look and saw this furry thing on my back and it was a gray squirrel,” McDonald said.
While McDonald cleared snow from his front yard a gray squirrel jumped onto his back three separate times.
“It jumped at me again and got on my upper arm and started to claw and scratch and I threw it off again and it jumped at me again,” he said with a laugh.
No word yet on whether Ben & Jerry’s will name a new flavor of ice cream after the squirrel, but “Rabid Rodent Rum Raisin” does have a nice ring to it.
Previously:
Squirrel Uprising: The hunters become the hunted
Squirrel Uprising: Spies among us!
Squirrel Uprising: The latest updates
