• Dressing Sugar Bush Squirrel the squirrel in various whimsical (and usually patriotic) costumes,
• Taking pictures of Sugar Bush Squirrel the squirrel in said costumes,
• And web design.

The culmination of those passions is Ms. Foxton’s Sugar Bush Squirrel website, an online gallery of the most inspiring photos of a squirrel dressed as Sarah Palin you’re likely to ever see in your lifetime.

So, the obvious question — because I know you’re wondering — is whether Sugar Bush Squirrel the squirrel is related to the impending Squirrel Uprising that will surely doom the human race, and unfortunately I don’t have the answer. But honestly, I’m too choked up to care at the moment. All I can say is, God bless America, and God bless Sugar Bush Squirrel.

Of course, he didn’t bother to tell his wife first.

A blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, Ciptak said he chose the name to show his support and to encourage others to vote.

But Sarah McCain Palin is not the name Ciptak and his wife, Layla, originally agreed upon.

“I sort of secretively went behind her back and changed the paperwork,” Ciptak said.

Ava Grace was the name originally chosen by the couple.

Fueled by his new idea, Ciptak caused a distraction and some confusion at the hospital by using two separate birth certificate forms.

“With the stress of everything going on, she, I guess, didn’t realize that a new form was printed with my handwriting because my handwriting is very noticeable, very unique,” he said of his wife.

The baby reportedly looks exactly like Tina Fey. Who woulda guessed?